remember that girl you called fat?
she doesn’t care. at all. you don’t matter to her.
imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious
i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that
who even says re-erect anymore
if you ever feel bad about yourself i want you to know that my catholic roommate once asked me what a pope was
she also asked me why guacamole tasted like avocados
she thought california was its own country (i literally have a list of shit she has said and i’m going to add to this every week)
"did you know if you sleep too much it means you slept too much?"
bo burnham being a sassy little shit on twitter part 1/5
overprotective parents raise the best liars.
but seriously, i mean i don´t even do bad things and i have to lie a lot
slip ur hand up my skirt while we’re havin dinner w ur parents
Something I would do tbh
" i want a 6’3 boy "
bitch you need a job
have a seat
men have preferences out the ass
"i want a girl with big boobs, thick thighs, a big ass, a tiny waist, long hair, no makeup, preferably a mix a mix between beyonce and a kardashian"
but if a girl has one preference, suddenly she’s an unemployed bitch
fuck outta here with this bullshit this post is trash